{"id":603,"date":"2009-11-01T20:16:42","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T01:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/very-funny-united\/"},"modified":"2022-09-11T00:40:36","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T00:40:36","slug":"very-funny-united","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/very-funny-united\/","title":{"rendered":"Very funny, United"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two flights leaving Madison for Chicago around 7pm tonight. Mine on American Eagle at 7:00, and another slightly later on United Express at 7:21.<\/p>\n<p>The time is 6:59 and we are still sitting at the gate with no plane in sight. The gate agent for the other flight comes on the PA system and says, &#8220;This is the final boarding call for United Express 6716 to Chicago. The doors will be closing in 1 minute for <em>another on-time departure brought to you by United Express<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Show-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two flights leaving Madison for Chicago around 7pm tonight. Mine on American Eagle at 7:00, and another slightly later on United Express at 7:21. The time is 6:59 and we are still sitting at the gate with no plane in sight. The gate agent for the other flight comes on the PA system [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[80],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1493,"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions\/1493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mccambridge.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}