Featuring Mark VanDeWeghe’s away message:

"Nintendo support. This is Bob"

"Yes. I'm calling about Pokemon. I was playing Pokemon and when I went to save my game it erased it."

"Yes, we're aware of this problem. But at this time..."

"I'm not sure if you understand. I had caught them all."

Edit: Seems I should do a little more background checking… Kudos to Jeni’s comment for the Penny Arcade comic which is the real source of the above. Still funny though.